friend: you speak french?
friend: say something in french!
me: je suis venu ici pour passer un bon moment et je suis honnêtement sentir si attaqué dès maintenant
There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how much I want to murder you.
I wish none of you were sad
I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet
try and one up me again bitch
this is honestly heart breaking to watch
kinda weird that u can think about someone as much as u want and they have no idea
shoutout to my mutuals that I don’t really talk to y’all still cool
we all have a favorite eyebrow
im gonna lose more weight and get tattooed and be super hot soon just you wait